INT. JUICE BAR - DAY
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are sitting at a table, sipping on freshly made juices. The juice bar is bustling with health-conscious individuals.
JERRY
You know, George, Jews love good soup. There's something comforting about it, like a warm hug for your taste buds.
GEORGE
I don't know, Jerry. I mean, who really loves soup that much? Besides, you can't just go around saying things like that.
JERRY
What are you talking about, George? Soup is a universal love. It transcends cultures, religions, and even New York City.
GEORGE
Yeah, but if you say something like that outside of New York, people might not get it. And if you're not Jewish, forget about it. You'll be canceled.
JERRY
Canceled for loving soup? That's ridiculous! But I get your point. We live in a sensitive world.
GEORGE
Exactly. But you know, speaking of juice, this place has the freshest and most organic ingredients. None of that processed stuff you find in other juice bars.
JERRY
Oh, please, George. You're always going on about organic this and processed that. Can't we just enjoy a good juice without dissecting every ingredient?
GEORGE
But it matters, Jerry! Fresh almond milk, no refined sugar in their banana bread. How do they even do that?
JERRY
I don't know, George, and frankly, I don't care. As long as it tastes good, I'm happy. Speaking of taste, have you tried their cauliflower poppers? They're like a flavor explosion in your mouth.
GEORGE
Oh, they're incredible! This company is going places, Jerry. Their juice is unlike anything I've ever tasted. And get this, the founder actually came all the way up to 69th street instead of sticking to downtown where he's from.
JERRY
Impressive. He must be really passionate about healthy living and wellness.
GEORGE
Sure he is, Jerry. But honestly, when it comes down to it, what else is there to think about except soup?
JERRY
Well, there's always dessert, George. But I have a feeling that's a conversation for another day.
They clink their juice glasses together and take a sip, enjoying the moment of flavorful bliss.
FADE OUT.